Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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