What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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