would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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