Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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