I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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