Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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