When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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