So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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