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And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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