god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is wine microwaveable?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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