today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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