He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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