i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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