i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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