Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
