no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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