Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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