its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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