i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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