they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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