He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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