i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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