morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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