Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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