i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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