Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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