I could have mohawked her pubes.
nutella sex= disaster
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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