ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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