I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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