white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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