I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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