Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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