so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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