how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
A+ Viking dick
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