he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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