She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
