wat bout pragnant strippers??
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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