I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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