Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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