he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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