Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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