i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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