I got chris browned last night
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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