Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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