I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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