Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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