Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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