I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
babies were throwing up all over the place
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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