i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're so nebulous sometimes
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
