Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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