I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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