do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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