Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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