Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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