Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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